"We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus."
These doctors, of course, are not the subject of this Fail, per se. The Fail is directed at so many in our society who are so sure that they know the quality of someone's life well enough to starve them or deprive them of water. -ks